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Sad but true: I was officially ttong chim-ed today. I wanted to believe it was all a myth, that Azrael over at Gaijin Smash was making all that kancho stuff up, but no, it's real and its painful. I spun around, but like a flash he was gone like a thief in the night. I have a feeling it was this kid who is obsessed with asking me if I'd like anything to drink. I started to just ignore him completely and this might have been his act of revenge.